A PREACHER WHO WOULDN'T DO!
A church was in need of a preacher. One of the elders was interested in finding out just what kind of preacher the church wanted. In order to do this he composed a letter as though it had been received from a preacher applying for the work and read it to the committee who was to select the new preacher. The letter read like this:
Understanding that you need a preacher, I would like to apply for the position. I have many qualifications that I think you would appreciate. I have been blessed to preach with power and have had some success as a writer. Some say that I am a good organizer. I have been a leader in most places I have been.
Some folks, however, have some things against me. I am over 55 years of age. I have never preached in one place for more that three years at a time. In some places I have left town after my work caused riots and disturbances. I have to admit that I have been in jail three or four times, but not because of any wrongdoing on my part. My health is not too good, though I still get a good deal done. I have had to work at my trade to help pay my way.
The churches I have preached in have been small, though located in several large cities. I have not gotten along too well with the religious leaders in different towns where I have preached and I am sure they would not recommend me. In fact, some of them have threatened me, taken me to court, and even attacked me physically. I am not too good at keeping records either. I have been known to forget whom I have baptized. However, if you can use me, I shall do my best for you, even if I have to work to help with my support.”
The elder read this letter to the committee and asked if they were interested in the applicant. They replied that he would never do for their church. They were not interested in any unhealthy, troublemaking, contentious, ex-convict preaching for them; and were insulted that his application had ever been presented. But, one of the committee members asked the preacher’s name, and the elder replied, “The Apostle Paul”
- [Edited. Author unknown; widely circulated in church bulletins and publications in the 50’s.]